got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The feeling are messing with the penis
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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