Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Text me some of your sweat
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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