i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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