if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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