some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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