what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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