Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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