the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You coming home soon, man?
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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