Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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