I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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