you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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