Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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