My liver just broke up with me...
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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