And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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