Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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