STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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