Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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