I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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