also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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