I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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