And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Randomize