I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I did not marry a roomba.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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