You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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