So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
foreskin is a definite game changer
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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