Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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