Me. At least after what I've been through.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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