So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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