please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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