I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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