there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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