Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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