Define "chronic" masturbator.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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