I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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