Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it glows. i had to have it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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