I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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