I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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