I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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