I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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