ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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