Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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