You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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