Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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