Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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