My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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