She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
it's not cheating when I paid for it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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