There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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