did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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