just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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