my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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