whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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